Devil May Cry Outtakes
Yep, another person doing these outtake things. I'm soooooo original... (Character bashing. I love all the characters really, though.)
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SCENE: Trish falls from the sky (opening cut-scene)
Trish drops from the sky, flailing her arms and screaming. She hits the ground hard and knocks herself out.
Scene: Trish smashes through the door of Devil May Cry
Trish bursts through the door on her motorbike, showering Dante with broken wood. Dante leaps to his feet.
Dante: *eyes glow red* THAT WAS A NEW DOOR! DIE! *grabs Force Edge and chases Trish out of Devil May Cry*
Muffled noises of pain are heard outside
SCENE: Trish throws the motorbike at Dante
Trish grabs her motorbike and chucks it at Dante
Dante: Sword, ha-ha. Time to go to work gu- *the motorbike lands on Dante* OOF!
Director: CUT! Could someone call the paramedics?
Trish throws the motorbike. It goes sailing over Dante's head and crashes through a support beam. Devil May Cry collapses
Trish throws the motorbike and Dante blasts it back with Ebony and Ivory. It goes out the smashed door and hits a couple of innocent people walking past.
Scene: Dante takes the Rusty Key from the Bloody Mari.
Dante takes the rusty key and runs. The Bloody Mari throws the knife. It hits Dante's coat, pinning him to the bookshelf.
Director: BLOODY MARI! You were supposed to MISS him!
Bloody Mari: Bloody Mari issss sssssorry. Can I kill ssssomething yet?
Director: GO TO THE CORNER!
Dante: Uh... I don't wanna be a pain, but... could someone please remove the knife? Anyone?
Scene: Dante takes the Pride of Lion.
Dante picks up the Pride of Lion. He turns around to see Phantom fall through the ceiling. Phantom hits the floor and crashes through it, leaving a large, spider-shaped hole.
Scene: Final battle with Phantom
Dante leaps on top of Phantom and strikes down. Phantom crashes through the glass dome with Dante still on top of him.
Learning from his earlier mistake, Dante delivers the final blow with his shotgun. Phantom crashes through the dome, completely missing the statue spike and landing on Trish.
Trish: Owww... pain...
And that's all for now. Liked it? Hated it? Gonna stab me in my sleep? Please send me feedback!
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